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Posted by Riya in Happy 10M ago
एक बार एक एक बुज़ुर्ग आदमी ने देखा कि एक बच्चा घर के दरवाज़े पर लगी घंटी बजाने कि कोशिश कर रहा होता परन्तु उसका हाथ घंटी तक नहीं पहुँच पा रहा होता है, यह देख बुज़ुर्ग आदमी उस बच्चे के पास जाता है और उस से पूछता है; बुज़ुर्ग: क्या हुआ बेटा? बच्चा: कुछ नहीं मुझे यह घंटी बजानी है पर मेरा हाथ नहीं पहुँच रहा तो क्या आप मेरे लिए ये घंटी बजा देंगे! यह सुन बूढ़ा आदमी तुरंत हाँ कर देता है और घंटी बजा देता है, और घंटी बजाने के बाद बच्चे से पूछता है; बुज़ुर्ग: और बताओ बेटा क्या मै तुम्हारे लिए कुछ और कर सकता हूँ? यह सुन बच्चा जवाब देता है; बच्चा: हाँ अब मेरे साथ भाग बुढ्ढे वरना तू भी पिटेगा अगर मकान का मालिक बाहर आ गया तो!
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Posted by Riya in Happy 10M ago
Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?" Candidate: "Honesty." Interviewer: "I don't think honesty is a weakness." Candidate: "I don't give a f*ck what you think."
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Posted by Riya in Happy 10M ago
A kid from Mississippi is on Harvard campus for the first time, he stops a student and asks, "Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?" The Harvard student replies "At Harvard, you don’t end a sentence with a preposition." The kid said, "Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?"
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Posted by Riya in Happy 10M ago
If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
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Posted by Riya in Happy 10M ago
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
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Posted by Riya in Happy 10M ago
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
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Posted by Riya in Happy 10M ago
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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Posted by Riya in Happy 10M ago
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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Posted by Riya in Happy 10M ago
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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Posted by Riya in Happy 10M ago
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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