Pickup Lines

Posted by 9gag in Pickup-lines 2M ago
Did you get those pants on Sale? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
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Posted by 9gag in Pickup-lines 2M ago
You don’t know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find you.
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Posted by 9gag in Pickup-lines 2M ago
You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
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Posted by 9gag in Pickup-lines 2M ago
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later.
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Posted by 9gag in Pickup-lines 2M ago
Do you like sleeping? - Yeah. Cool, we should do it together sometime!
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Posted by 9gag in Pickup-lines 2M ago
They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?
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Posted by 9gag in Pickup-lines 2M ago
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
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Posted by 9gag in Pickup-lines 2M ago
I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find!
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Posted by 9gag in Pickup-lines 2M ago
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
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Posted by 9gag in Pickup-lines 2M ago
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
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