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Posted by Riya in Sports 10M ago
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Posted by Riya in Sports 10M ago
Police have found the body of a man in the Thames wearing a Chelsea shirt, womens underwear, fishnet stockings, suspenders and with an extra large dildo stuck up his arse. They have removed the Chelsea shirt to save the family any embarrassment ...
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Posted by Riya in Sports 10M ago
The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!
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Posted by Riya in Sports 10M ago
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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Posted by Riya in Sports 10M ago
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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Posted by Riya in Sports 10M ago
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one. Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time."
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Posted by Riya in Sports 10M ago
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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Posted by Riya in Sports 10M ago
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Posted by Riya in Sports 10M ago
Four nuns were attending a baseball game. Four men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they’d get annoyed enough to move to another area. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I’m going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there." Then the second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Missouri, there are only 75 nuns living there." The third guy said, "I want to go to Texas, there are only 50 nuns living there." The fourth guy said, "I want to go to Maine. There are only 25 nuns living there." The mother superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, "Why don’t you go to hell, there aren’t any nuns there!"
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Posted by Riya in Sports 10M ago
Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
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